Somewhere in Indiana. When the thoughts of two young lovers turn to swimming at the quarries, a little wine in the back seat of a car, and later....a night of roller derby But the over eager Chad (CHRISTOPHER ABERT) and his sultry squeeze Lola (LOTTA TROUBLE) did not heed the warning. Something green, mean, and unnatural has been unleashed. And it's hungry. That's when love took a sharp turn. A creepy philanderer (JEREMY NO) A hapless medicus (MIKE PRICE) A small town sheriff (KELLY McBRIDE) A fed up family (TOM HAROLD, TAMERA MARSHALL, IZABELLA BROWN-SPARKS) And of course, hot chicks in fishnets (BLEEDING HEARTLAND ROLLERGIRLS) beating the hell out of each other on a Saturday night. 8 WHEELS OF DEATH -- The world's first roller derby zombie romantic comedy - is packed full of action on the weirdest, bloodiest date ever!